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WHAT IS THIS? - This is Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Next to the Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Trophy.




COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


GARDEN GNOMES -


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol
Rating: 4.45/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


ROAD CONSTRUCTION - So that's why it's taking them too long


TAGS: road construction
Rating: 5/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...
EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


LOVE -


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm
Nice


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


ME WITHOUT YOU -




OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.




TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.


TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


ISOLATION -


TAGS: fear bravery consequence reward trouble
Rating: 4.85/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:42 pm
Ahhhhh.... the lovely sound of aluminum crashing through the window, bouncing a few times, and BOOM (w/flash) followed by silence/blindness and confusion... one of the greatest highs! (forgot to mention being roughed up by masked men...LOL)


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:59 pm
His FOOT, Nic.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


JOHN STUART MILL -


TAGS: liberals conservatives stupid people
Rating: 3.26/5

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john stuart mill - June 5, 2009, 5:45 am
know wut ? did it for the lulz ;)
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:06 am
My last comment was taken incorrectly, or I wasn't clearer. You have condemnded comments advocating harm to the POTUS, but you'll follow the right wherever they lead you, whether they are incorrect or not. Makes you and I sheep of two different flocks.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:24 am
I've never made comments advocating harm to the POTUS, don't lie. Also, if you stop bleating, I'll stop calling you a sheep.
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 10:21 am
You've made comments condemning harm to the POTUS, but that's about all I've seen. Socialist, sheep, how about you come up with something fresh. Every time you spout baa, baa, baa I get the urge to watch Black Sheep Squadron.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:00 am
I have sounded off against personal attacks against BHO as well as Bush, I have also stood against the first TARP. As usual your rants are incorrect and useless, Marduke. All you write is blah, blah, blah and baa, baa, baa. Run along little sheep.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
...always come to mind. Not once have I heard you condemn anyone from the right for anything that's been said. It's always the cry of "those nasty liberals were mean to me" argument that you constantly spew, all you do is sound like a sad sad little man.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
conservative viewpoint on everyone else. God forbid, if someone disagrees then they must be socialist, or whatever is your new catchword of the day. Whenever we clash the quote "Fascism will come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"...
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
...thought is laughable. Other than your service to country, I have enough mental capacity left to know that there are few if any qualities you have that I would admire or even want to try and emmulate. You are constanly trying to force feed the warped..
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
I don't hate those who disagree with me. I've had plenty of civil discussions with others here as well as backed up a couple who politically I am in disagreement with. Your a**ertion that I'm a socialist because I don't adhere to your strict way of...
BuZZbomb - April 15, 2009, 10:58 pm
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
how weak and pathetic your mind is. Since you've "gotten older" maybe it's time to see your doctor to a**ess your mental capacity. Your blind hatred of those who disagree with you and unwaivering support for socialism makes me concerned.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:12 pm
I attack positions, you and your ilk subscribe to personal attacks. Now to be fair, when attacked personnally, I respond in kind. The fact that you base your left positions on people you don't like versus basing positions of logic and evidence just shows
Marduke - April 15, 2009, 11:17 am
You seem to do plenty of attacking on your own blinded by your own partinsanship. But I should at least thank you, it's been fun loving guys like you that have pushed me further left as I've gotten older. And I'm still upset we can't be buddies.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
while you're content with lashing out blindly and saying "they are doing it too!" Truly pathetic. Enjoy your rationalizations because if you ever let go of them you may realize how baseless and weak your positions really are.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:57 pm
Go ahead with your usual tactic of justifying bad behavior by pointing elsewhere, Marduke. A true liberal through and through by never taking responsibility or being held accountable. I condemn all irrational attacks regardless of the side it comes from..
Marduke - April 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Don't forget that conservatives have been walking on water since before Christ and no righty would ever lash out with character attacks and half truths. Nope that would never ever happen in the really real world. Glad you cleared that up.
WTFO - April 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
This quote proves something I was no aware of. Even in the 1800s, liberals were vicious character a**assins who lashed out without logic or intelligence against those who disagreed with them.
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
J.S. Mill is a joke, kinda like ron's wanna-be art.
Elder God Douchebag - March 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
..Maybe.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
Derek - "And look were that's got you Mark." You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to try to be nice here and just ask; Do you think that the US would have been better off staying part of England?
Culos - March 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
The way your economy is going you'll soon have to do that to keep warm....:-))))
Derek - March 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
And look were that's got you Mark. Next you'll be advocating burning books ;-)
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Boo...Hisss! Most of us stopped listening to what the British had to say back in 1776. Nice new logo Ron.
Sean - February 20, 2009, 11:29 am
Good thing he never said anything about libertarians (like me), I suspect that he would have used the words "wing nut" in his quip. Nice poster.


2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


IT'S A CONSPIRACY! - This message brought to you by the interwebs.




FACEBOOK -




COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




ADDITIONAL PYLONS - You Must Construct Them


TAGS: you must construct additional pylons
Rating: 3.28/5

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FilthyPhil - December 18, 2011, 8:46 pm
Erectile Dysfunction. It's no laughing matter.


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


RUMBLE - The ORIGINAL Joe Pecsi.




NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




REALITY -




HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?


My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


OK -


TAGS: conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.2/5

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
d*** liberals, they're so d*** conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest a**ured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.


TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers


PROBLEMS -




CONSERVATIVES / LIBERALS -


TAGS: conservatives liberals can t we just get along
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


CONSEQUENCES - You have 4.2 seconds to remove this from my head, or they shall be dire.




ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




PRIORITIES -




CONSPIRACY NUTS - The biggest mystery of all Is why do they think They are worth conspiring against?


TAGS: conspiracy tinfoil hat
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:16 pm
This has made me feel better... for a minute. Then I thought, that they need crazy people to experiment on because we're less likely to be suspected of experimented upon. I've said too much... I gotta log off now... :D


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - Atlanta Falcons Can't Swim!




DEAR CONSEQUENTIALISTS - Please realize that despite the outcome, there's still a difference between pissing in the pool and pissing into the pool


TAGS: consequentialists pool
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 5:34 pm

well done...first effort or not.
alazgr8 - September 13, 2011, 1:21 pm
Good one
Verdeckt - September 12, 2011, 5:21 pm
Nice fir5t effort, keep 'em coming


WHEN SHE BOUGHT THAT REPAIR MANUAL - I THOUGHT "COOL, SHE WANTS TO HELP ME WITH CAR REPAIRS". NOPE! IT WAS REVENGE FOR ME FLIRTING WITH THE NEIGHBOR LADY


TAGS: flirting has consequences
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:16 pm

lol


BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


A LIBERAL FREEDOM -




LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


CONSEQUENSCES - Are non-existent if you go straight, apparently.




CONSERVATIVES - Screwing up demotivators and geopolitics since 4000 B.C.


TAGS: conservatives politics
Rating: 1.88/5

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know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 11:27 am
barockeva - December 5, 2008, 9:59 am Conservatives, giving hard earned money to mindless killing machines. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-go worship obama you ignorant f***, our military is the reason you can say such stupid things without repercussion
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 11:21 am
liberals, encouraging bad parenting skills through legislative stupidity for as long as i can remember. liberals, making our nation less safe one day @ a time
Claire - February 12, 2009, 6:49 pm
C-c-combo breaker.
LMFAOGTFO - February 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
Pandas, I love them
lol - January 12, 2009, 12:24 am
liberals, helping their mentally and physically retarded child with MY money
barockeva - December 5, 2008, 12:59 pm
Conservatives, giving hard earned money to mindless killing machines.
jp - September 16, 2008, 5:07 pm
liberals=fail they give hard earned money to freeloaders, what a joke!


EVERY CONSTRUCTION PROJECT - should contain an element of pride




CONSENSUS -


TAGS: men women trust consensus mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 8:49 pm
Touche chez...


Rules -




WISCONSIN - Out-drinking your state since 1891!


TAGS: wisconsin
Rating: 2.55/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:37 pm
State?
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 8:43 pm
LOL
rerun - December 29, 2009, 8:42 pm

That my friend is the truth.....untill you get tired of her.
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:40 pm
mixes d*** well with 75915
rerun - December 29, 2009, 8:39 pm

Tequila doesn't mix with much.
Icehole - December 29, 2009, 8:36 pm
so far my best was helping about 13 or so other Wisconsinites getting our kind banned from the El Paso Best Western over a four day stretch. Tequila and absinth do not mix well.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:16 pm
Guinness. 1759. And, I'm pretty sure I've got at least 23 of the states beat on my intake alone.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:59 pm
Ha, Ha, Ha. I'm a smartass too. I was just screwing with ya. I gave you 5 foaming pitchers.
Icehole - December 29, 2009, 11:41 am
Thank you though, and as a side note, I am a bit of a smartass. I screwed up the dates.
Icehole - December 29, 2009, 11:38 am
Yes, however it took some time for our beer industry to flourish. We had some local brews, but we didn't start to really drink till 1891. The man who made the picture was dyslexic.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm going to be a ***khead here. The pic says 1981, not 1891, and Wisconsin's statehood was in 1848. So, is 1891 just a random date? Good poster anyway, and I do like Wisconsin, even if thier "good" beer is MGD.


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: last redwood consumerism sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 15, 2016, 4:38 am
an UP yours, Did you know all the plants in Tomorrowland are edible


OVERCONSUMPTION - Now all I need is a Super Big Gulp!


TAGS: straws excess overconsumption 7 11 funny
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - November 24, 2011, 6:27 pm
...Or a couple thousand.


FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.




POTHOLES OF LIFE - The road to success is always under construction.


TAGS: success construction rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - November 25, 2010, 2:52 pm
Nice platitude.


RAISING A FLAP -


TAGS: trump bin laden suspicious details conspiracy
Rating: 4.57/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:39 pm
They took the DNA sample on the Carl Vinson which has 4 OR suites as well as tele-medicine capabilities. They probably flew the body from Kabul to CVN-70 in the Arabian Sea. No more than a 5hr flight
motinet - May 3, 2011, 10:31 am

Should have been a politifake poster


GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think


TAGS: ann coulter google republican conservative democrat liberal politics government
Rating: 2.95/5

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funnyman37 - January 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
AWWWWWWWWWW WHATTHEf***?! IT DIDN'T WORK! I'm bummed.


CONSTIPATION - It gets the best of all of us.




YODA - Oh, crap. He's having another "clone war" flash-back!!


TAGS: yoda has constant clone war flash backs
Rating: 2.38/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 8:05 pm
Ha! Good ****, friend. :)


Cure -


TAGS: constipation cure lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:58 am
LOL!! YUP! In 3 . . 2 . . 1.. Lunch!!! This is GREAT!! 5 LOL lions, Weeping one!


SMELLING THE ROSES -




FISRT ZOMBIES NOW THIS? - Where is global warming when you need it?!


TAGS: weather snow government conspiracy
Rating: 4.67/5

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newkevind52 - March 26, 2012, 6:40 pm
Haha I'm not terrible at spelling, I just didnt have time and didn't notice it.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:09 am
if you're terrible at spelling the best browser to use is firefox cause it has a spell check feture curently i'm at schol and the only have internet explorer so that's why i'm a fan of firefox
rerun - March 23, 2012, 7:41 pm

when you approve stuff during lunch hour, or 3 am things get missed.
newkevind52 - March 23, 2012, 5:55 pm
Well, when your in school and have limited time... You will make a mistake or two here and there.
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
do the moderators spell check? does ANYONE know how to spell? ANYONE?


NO NO - The Apocalypse she is no here.


TAGS: consuela family guy
Rating: 4.08/5

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Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 11:28 pm

Nice one. 5Ls


ENERGY CONSERVATION - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: energy conservation doing wrong stove
Rating: 3.74/5

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Heleen - May 29, 2011, 1:45 am
Hippies...
Sho - May 27, 2011, 10:51 pm
Lmfao at the comments and poster
CaptainBaked - May 27, 2011, 6:11 pm
OK lehts nawt git karry'd awaiy hear!
Sean - May 27, 2011, 3:09 pm
Retrads!
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 8:06 pm
-_- Duly notted, I will be more carfule in teh furture.
crankyhead - May 26, 2011, 7:56 pm
grammar, yer speln it rong =)
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:02 pm
Grammer YOU'RE doing it wrong


CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM -




LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives b*** heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his a**ertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be n****...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor a***ogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been p***erted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


A CLEAR CONSCIENCE -


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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.


COSPIRACY THEORIES -


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rerun - November 24, 2010, 8:16 pm

yeah, sure.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
We* That's the last time I have a verbal conversation and an internet conversation at the same time.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:09 pm
I had a member named Anonymous a loongggg time ago. And then we had Anonymous2.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm
Great poster - but I'm afraid you'll do poorly for being "anonymous"


MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.




US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




Last-minute corrections -




State Of Mind -


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MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D


Mortality -


TAGS: mortality time consume
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:34 am
marvelous!
ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:34 am
marvelous!
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:21 pm
I love this!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:29 pm

excellent


CONSOLATION -




THE FIFTH GUNMAN -


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Rating: 4.96/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:34 pm

The 50th anniversary approaches
SpitCan - June 19, 2011, 1:14 pm
I love the littls kid in the foreground hiding the gun behind his back


OFF WITH HIS HEAD -


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Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L


THE CONSPIRACY THEORY -




THE NEVER ENDING STORY -




FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - Whatever you undertake, act with prudence and consider the consequences.


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MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:46 pm
Thanks robbidos. BTW got friends in Pottsville. Right across the road from Tyson Chicken. Ahhh road kill and cookin' favorite past times down there.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:32 pm
as a ph**ojournalist, the ph**oshop makes me twitch, but as someone from Arkansas: 5 screaming kids
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:15 pm
That could take place in a small, insular, and (genetically) inbred village near where I grew up.
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:25 pm
A hearty haha x2
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 11:11 am
Living in a mobile park near you: Prudence, lil' Conny, Cooter, and Magnum. Poor dog.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:11 am
I ‘spose that’s Prudence. Consequences? Seems she didn’t see it comin’…..wait, you weren’t talkin’ about the dog, were you….


People Today -




life decisions -


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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm
I must admit, this is partially Ph**oshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm
Dang!


JOBS - all the good ones are taken.


TAGS: jobs prostitution prostitute construction pimp
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're just not savvy to the job searches.... try "sheep herder"


beginning of the end -




Flu Shots -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE Sh** that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue sh** in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu sh**, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - The "Blue Screen of Death" on his PC doesn't mean what YOU think it means!


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thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:26 am
lolman's brain is an (ava) liability, not an a**et.
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:42 am
AVA-Liable? ROFL... it's spelled correctly.
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:46 am
lol @lolman...in trying to Spelling Nazi something he sets himself up to be Nazi'd! "Avaliable"???
lolman - September 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
I dont know what it means, but I do know that AVALIABLE is spelt thus.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
What does it mean?


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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.


REASSURANCE -




REQUIRED READING -


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WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:48 pm
In order to get really good spin, you have to start the twist at the shoulder, and speed it up at the elbow when you throw it. I think we are wearing down Ron. He'll convert soon.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:56 pm
d*** WTFO! You put so much spin on that one that my monitor moved. Ron...How can we convince you to come over to our side and make high quality posters for the righteous right wingers?
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:22 pm
It really is the only way logical, intelligent conservatives can be convinced that socialism, high taxes, mass entitlement programs and Obamanomics are good for America. Thanks for the free ad, Ron.
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:20 pm
Yes, my newest book! It helps conservatives change into Democrats and liberals. The Democrat procedure only calls for a full frontal lobotomy whereas full blown Kool-Aid guzzling liberal is a complete removal of everything above the spinal cord.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:48 am
ANN, RUSS, Hannity, O'Rly, more to come.


FINANCIAL PROBLEMS - It Seems That, When They Strike, They Hit The Public Services Section Of Government First And Hardest




RIGHT ON COURSE - Breadlines, here we come! Good thing I have a vegetable garden.


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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 8:01 pm
Who said anything about communism?
Lolness - June 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Karl Marx hated communism


POLICE DOGS - Like most liberals, you can't reason with them.


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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:06 am
This also Mark is reasoning, which should invoke a negative response from an ignoramus.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:05 am
The handlers that treat their dogs as pets run into trouble when the dog might not follow orders as closely as they ought. Part of the handlers training is understanding that the dog is a cop, and not a pet, and should be treated as such.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:04 am
The K9 officers continually train with them, and each other, so a dog will attack a person it knows it isn't a criminal, simply because it was commanded by it's handler to do so, IF the dog's handler treats the dog like an officer and not a pet.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Mark - While I appreciate the comment (very much) the dog is in fact my brother's. Kasper is a command away from ripping off a perps arm, regardless of what the perp does or says.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
Jmac - Although I agree with your basic idea, I have found that most Police Canines are ultra-conservative and as long as you do what they want you to do, they can be reasoned with. I gave it a 5 just because I'm a rabid Republican.


LIBERALS -




CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!


TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........f***ing Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! f***ing morons.


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